i m bloody bored.
so here is something for the aj6
small n silly jokes by them, or about them throught the whole course.

how will we die?

chan
he died of lung cancer at the age of 68! THAT S A LONG LIFE considering how much he fag. he probably had a strong body. but sadly, all the fag made him impotent. there wasnt any chan jr. and his wife died young inhaling 2nd hand smoke. it s a sad sad story.
we burned him ciggrates instead of joss stick.
NOW CHAN, U DUN WANT THAT TO HAPPEN DO U, STOP FAGGING

chok
he asked, how do u put a elephant in a fridge in 3 steps.
easy, u open the fridge, u put the ele in it, then u close the fridge.
everybody laugh, he laugh too.
n he died.
(k, that s fucking lame)


cindy
she tried everything.
from smoke, to drugs.
from one night stands, to having children.
from hot lesbo chicks, to big hairy sikh
from being employed, to begging.
from pilow fight, to bitch wars
she just wanted to try everything.
then she tried to die.
n she died.

couple, the
he said to her, u jump, i jump.
she jumped, n he followed.
they died in each others hand, without even noticing the roaring thunder, the freezing water, and the swimming sharks.

fyi, pear,pyoke, cgiap
they went to sing k. it was so horrible that someone from the next room went in n kill them all.

hero
he died of vanity. he had a pimples strike, then scratch his face until...

ho
died of some unknown illness. erm, more like too many illness.

joanne
ppl dont really her, but that couldnt kill her.
but one day, she broke up with her bf,
he cant accept it.
n killed her. brutally.
all that is left was a crimson strawberry blouse.

june
her flight to japan crashed.

kam
he may be fat, but we are ugly
he can diet, but we cant.
k, but he dint diet.
n obessity linked diseases killed him.

lisa
we lost contact after that. i dont know how she died.

sher
asthma. fainted.........

sue
died while fuckng an abc. she died while having an orgasm. she died happily

tay
died not having enough sleep. he died front of the screen. with his eyes wide open.

tye
he died a gruesome n 'wai' death. he was walking down the road. n was hit by a kancil. he flew to the opposite lane. n was run over a lorry. then naza ria, then a estima, n then a bus.
all that is left of him is a lump of pasta n spagetti

xun
died in kl.

yeeleng
she flewed away on a windy day

yang yuen
nah, we dint die. we live forever n ever

tired........................................

i was fucking tired. n went ahead to sleep.
then some fucker called yuen go out yamcha, n i had to take over yuen place in bs...or he ll get banned. so i played a game.
now i m tired, but couldnt fuckng sleep.
fuckng sian la today.
went klcc to find job.
fill in many forms after forms. n always, we ll pass this to the office bla bla, wait for call. or, we looking for full time, nvm just fill in 1st then we ll see.
n now waiting for them to call back.
call la tarts. wait till damn sian la.

or else i might end up selling children shoes...

haiz, i ll wait till monday.

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my traits.
big hearted? omg, that sounds pretty gay.
dont believe that, i m evil.

practical n shy, i guess thats pretty true

and funny ranked 10. yeah!! i have a horrible sense of humor.

the exams.

the exam lasted for 4 weeks. well, it wasnt that stressful 'cause most of the papers were few days apart. in fact, i dota-ed alot during that period. my biological clock was pretty screwed up too, i ll usually sleep around at 3 or 4, and wake up at noon...or later. luckily there were a number of days where the test only starts after noon.

week 1 and 2 passed by without much trouble. most of it were As subs.
maths paper1 was easy. struggled a bit on paper 6, but shouldnt be a problem.
anyway, zt told us a joke after mahts 6. u see, in paper 6, we were given a frequency density graph, and were told to find the frequency, in this case, number of fathers.. after the paper, zhin came out n said: u know when i realise i was really dumb? when i found that the numbers of fathers was less than 1!!!!
then sam said: bundar it to 1 lah.

k, i dont really know how well i did for the business studies n gp . it was writting loads and loads and crap. but bs p2, i cant believe i counted wrong the arr. i din realise that the method for accounts and bs was different. damn pissed la.

week 3 was THE week.
4 days, non stop, a2 econs, bs n maths.
econs 4 was on tues, i think i did ok, i felt pretty good after it.
wed, acc p1,2 , n maths 3.....haiz. deep shit. i did quite a lot of revision on maths 3 few weeks ago, 'cause i know i ll be spending the weekend to study for econs 4. but the day before maths3, i was like totally blank again. i had to do revise all over again. hardly had the time to bother accounts.

then the day of the exam itself. maths 3 was in the morning. and it sucks to the max!!! fuck la.
my whole maths sub is gonna be ruined because of this paper. damn those ppl who prepare this timetable, why the hell put it one day after econs 3. and worst is 2 subjects in that day. well, i dont know about the science, but this is the worst day of the whole exams for me. actually, alot of ppl do think this paper was rather easy compared to some past years......i guess i m just dumb gua.
maths 3 finished at 10 or 11 something, n our next paper was at 1. sigh, totally no mood study liao. depressing la sitting for maths. but the accounts paper after that went smoothly.

bs 3 was on thurs, write more kok only. ntg much to say bout it. friday maths 7. i guess it went well also.

week 4, only 3 papers left. 1 paper on tues, and 2 on fri.
we felt as if we adi holiday.......sian la. hari hari play like fuck
n accounts 4 tottally sucks. i dint felt that it was that hard. but....
none of my account or statement balance, in fact, they were way off the figure.
and i made a HUGE mistake in the last question. fuckit, counting contribution per limiting factor should be peanuts. and i actually got it WRONG!!! i din know it was wrong until we finished our paper, came out n discuss with others........mch, and i had so much hope for my accounts. fucking depressing lah.
the lasst two papers were multiple choice ques. no sweat.

and, it was over. the exams. our a level. er. hopefully, we wont be resitting.

i ve finished a levels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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changing this template cost enough of my time here......i thiink i ll go dota now

i ll write more bout it later.

back to basic template. something bright n unfanciful for a change